Rent a Bible
Sometimes when I am bored, I search Amazon.com to see what kind of weird/unique stuff I can find buried deep in the recesses of their gigantinormous catalog of offerings.
Today, I discovered that you can rent a Bible:
$34.63 for 6 months.
And a King James to boot. (Note: I am not a fan of churches utilizing the King James as it was written in a time long ago for a peoples of long ago. It is a very difficult read.)
Grace & Peace & Love to you all -
Matt