New Words #3
If you pay attention to the news and what's generally going on in today's world, you'll hear new words.
Some of them make sense. Others of them are absolutely hilarious. Here's my latest collection of new words I've heard.
ZIPPER MERGE
in road construction zones, occurs when motorists use both lanes of traffic until reaching the defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane; if done properly, congestion is significantly reduced
CHEETLE
the powdery residue that gets on your fingertips while eating Cheetos
HETEROFLEXIBLE
a form of a sexual orientation or situational sexual behavior characterized by minimal homosexual activity in an otherwise primarily heterosexual orientation, which may or may not distinguish it from bisexuality; it has been characterized as "mostly straight"
CYBER FLASHING
the sending of unsolicited sexual images via one's phone, typically accomplished via usage of "Airdrop"
BUSKER
a person who performs music or other entertainment in the street or another public place for monetary donations (maybe this is an old word, I just hadn't heard it before??)
FLUBBING
the act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person
GREEN ICE
a continuously evolving method of making ice rinks more eco-friendly and environmentally sustainable; synthetic ice is often referred to as green ice due to its non-existing water and electricity costs and its eco-friendliness
SOCIAL DISTANCING
term applied to certain actions that are taken by public health officials to stop or slow down the spread of a highly contagious disease
New words, all the time. And all the time, new words.
Grace & Peace & Love to you all -
Matt
Some of them make sense. Others of them are absolutely hilarious. Here's my latest collection of new words I've heard.
ZIPPER MERGE
in road construction zones, occurs when motorists use both lanes of traffic until reaching the defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane; if done properly, congestion is significantly reduced
CHEETLE
the powdery residue that gets on your fingertips while eating Cheetos
HETEROFLEXIBLE
a form of a sexual orientation or situational sexual behavior characterized by minimal homosexual activity in an otherwise primarily heterosexual orientation, which may or may not distinguish it from bisexuality; it has been characterized as "mostly straight"
CYBER FLASHING
the sending of unsolicited sexual images via one's phone, typically accomplished via usage of "Airdrop"
BUSKER
a person who performs music or other entertainment in the street or another public place for monetary donations (maybe this is an old word, I just hadn't heard it before??)
FLUBBING
the act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person
GREEN ICE
a continuously evolving method of making ice rinks more eco-friendly and environmentally sustainable; synthetic ice is often referred to as green ice due to its non-existing water and electricity costs and its eco-friendliness
SOCIAL DISTANCING
term applied to certain actions that are taken by public health officials to stop or slow down the spread of a highly contagious disease
New words, all the time. And all the time, new words.
Grace & Peace & Love to you all -
Matt
