Blowing Chunks

With flu season rapidly approaching (or "already here" for some households), I reach out with a community service blog entry today.

During the times of illness, it may get quite dull to continually say "I'm gonna throw up" or "I'm so tired of puking".  As such, here are some great alternative ways to say what you mean.

DIGNIFIED:

vomit

be sick

get sick

nauseous

spit up

NOT SO DIGNIFIED:

barf

chunder

chumming

toss your cookies

do the technicolor yawn

heave

spew

hurl

honk

yacking

yarking

lose your load

regurgitate

upchuck

retch

disgorge

salad shooter

keck

ruminate

lose it

do the vom

liquid burp

ralph

blow chunks (or blow lunch)

bow at the porcelain throne

urp

bring up

launching lunch

revisit supper

oral diarrhea

mouth ejections

belch the bile by-product

bile geyser

chow shower

chunk eruption

reverse colon explosion

disembarking dinner

esophageal eruption

gale force burping

reviewing your lunch

spray puree

3-D Burp

liquid yawn

unswallowing

woof your cookies

There you have it.

Lots of options.  Options to make an unpleasant experience just a little bit better.

Stay healthy.... out for now....

Matt