With flu season rapidly approaching (or "already here" for some households), I reach out with a community service blog entry today.
During the times of illness, it may get quite dull to continually say "I'm gonna throw up" or "I'm so tired of puking". As such, here are some great alternative ways to say what you mean.
DIGNIFIED:
vomit
be sick
get sick
nauseous
spit up
NOT SO DIGNIFIED:
barf
chunder
chumming
toss your cookies
do the technicolor yawn
heave
spew
hurl
honk
yacking
yarking
lose your load
regurgitate
upchuck
retch
disgorge
salad shooter
keck
ruminate
lose it
do the vom
liquid burp
ralph
blow chunks (or blow lunch)
bow at the porcelain throne
urp
bring up
launching lunch
revisit supper
oral diarrhea
mouth ejections
belch the bile by-product
bile geyser
chow shower
chunk eruption
reverse colon explosion
disembarking dinner
esophageal eruption
gale force burping
reviewing your lunch
spray puree
3-D Burp
liquid yawn
unswallowing
woof your cookies
There you have it.
Lots of options. Options to make an unpleasant experience just a little bit better.
Stay healthy.... out for now....
Matt
