Picture 6/25: 100 Percent Happy

June 25

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100% HAPPY GUARANTEED.

Would you accept an offer like that?

Well, consider yourself offered:

See that?

".... so we can make you 100% happy."

That is quite the guarantee.

Not 90%

Not 95%

100% !!

For some people, getting to 100% may not be a huge deal.

However, for the grumps of this world, Dollar General has a big job ahead. Guaranteed!

Their customer service center must be manned by a talented team of social workers, psychologists, and psychiatrists.

And clowns. Clowns with medications.

Out for now.......

Matt

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