Picture 6/25: 100 Percent Happy
June 25
(picture 176 of 365)
100% HAPPY GUARANTEED.
Would you accept an offer like that?
Well, consider yourself offered:
See that?
".... so we can make you 100% happy."
That is quite the guarantee.
Not 90%
Not 95%
100% !!
Just call 1-888-309-9030.
For some people, getting to 100% may not be a huge deal.
However, for the grumps of this world, Dollar General has a big job ahead. Guaranteed!
Their customer service center must be manned by a talented team of social workers, psychologists, and psychiatrists.
And clowns. Clowns with medications.
Out for now.......
Matt