Intelligent Toilet

Got six grand to blow?

Here's a great opportunity to do just that.......

THIS $6,000 'INTELLIGENT TOILET' IS THE SELF-WARMING AND BLUETOOTH-ENABLED THRONE OF YOUR DREAMS

The specs in general for the Numi are impressive. Here are just a few: warm-water cleansing, a stainless steel wand that sanitizes using UV light, a heated seat and warm-air dryer, ambient lighting (for an especially peaceful poop or something), and—most importantly—automatic deodorizer.

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The thing looks so freaky weird:


And the lid automatically raising when I enter the bathroom...... yeah, that's freaky weird too.


Grace & Peace & Love to you all -

Matt