COVID Carols

This is a fun list.  Compliments of The Babylon Bee, which is a hilarious site I recommend you follow.




“I'll Be Vaxxed for Christmas” - A merry, joyful reminder that only the vaxxed are allowed to enjoy Christmas.


"It Came Upon A Mandate Clear" - Sing this beautiful carol and remember your first mandate. Precious memories...


"Baby, There's COVID Outside" - That's a billion times worse than it being cold outside! 


"Silent Media" - The Wuhan Virology Lab released a virus upon the world... and the media fell reverently silent.


"Do You Fear What I Fear" - If it's not COVID, you're killing Grandma. 


"What Variant is This?" - Yeah, we lost track too. 


"Have Yourself A Lonely Little Christmas" - OR ELSE. 


"God Rest Ye Boosted Gentlemen" - The only gentlemen who have a right to rest are the ones who are boosted.


"mRNA In a Manager" - Remember the birth of the savior: mRNA. 


"Fauci Baby" - As sung by Brian Stelter. 


"Carol of The Bell's Palsy" - Completely unrelated to the vaccine, Pfizer assures us. 


"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Wuhan" - Unsurprisingly, this carol is illegal in Wuhan.


“Santa Claus Is Staying at Home” - “He sees you defying lockdowns, he knows when you’re not vaxxed, he is not coming anyway, so stay home and wear a mask!”


"All I Want For Christmas Is Ivermectin" - A conservative favorite.


"Jab to the World" - Who needs "joy" when you got that jab? 


"Fauci the Vaxman" - Why hasn't he melted away yet? 


"Ave Moderna" - AAAAAVVVEE MO-DERRRRRR-ERRRRR-NAAAAAA


“Have an Omi-Cron-y Christmas” - The hit single of 2021 is raging through the world after its South Africa debut!


"Grandma Got COVID By A Cuomo" - An unsettlingly peppy song. 


"Variant Both Meek And Mild" - As pretty much all the variants were...


“Christmas (Baby Please Stay Home)” - We highly recommend the version recorded by The National Karens Choir.


“Mary Did You Know (About the Vaccine Mandate)” - Sometimes a Christian holiday mansplainer is needed to spread the joy of mandates.


“Masked Christmas” - This Christmas pop song will have you singing along in your own muffled, sad way.


“Sanitize The Halls” - “Fa-la-la-la-la-la wash your hands!”


“O Come, O Come, Dr. Fauci” - This old classic choral number sings reverence to our Lord and Savior and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.






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Grace & Peace & Love to you all -

Matt



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